RedsKills

Two Irish lads ☘️ are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads:
Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00.
One turns to the other and says,
"Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back to Ireland 🇮🇪, and make a fortune — double, maybe even treble the money!"
The other lad says,
"That’s a grand idea, but d’ya think they’ll sell to us if they know we’re Irish?" ☘️
The first lad grins and says,
"Don’t worry, I’ve got this," and walks in, putting on his finest English accent:
"Good afternoon! I'd like twenty suits, thirty jackets, fifty pairs of trousers, and twenty-five dresses, please." 🧥👔👗
The shop assistant squints and says,
"You’re Irish, aren’t you?"
The lad replies,
"Ah feck, how’d ya guess?" ☘️
The assistant smiles and says,
"This is a dry cleaners." 😂🍀